What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:02
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
How was your first cuckolding experience as a husband?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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So they tried
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Is India currently capable of implementing a multimodal artificial intelligence system?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
What are some funny and smart quotes?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors